Bloody hell, I missed that one! I bet when she see’s Mr Right she yells “Ass-a-guy!” – as in Asagi, a Zulu spear? No? Is that tumbleweed I see blowing across the blog? Oh, so it is….:(
Discuss? Sorry, I can’t be arsed, plus I think I have SCIM flu, I need my grey hairs highlighted out and I’m upset about Clem’s illness in Emmerdale Farm.
I don’t get it. Looking at her now, and judging purely on appearances, she doesn’t look anything like a glamour model. She looks like a giro-clutching, chain-smoking pool player. And she’s been married FOUR times???? or FIVE times even (re-reads Metro, thinks journalism there is shoddy and misrepresentative). Some of us have difficulty getting married once! I’m a little jealous, but also full of admiration – how does someone who looks like my friend’s little brother get so many blokes?
Oh, I forgot, I was judging purely on appearances. I am sure she has a nice personality, despite being a lying, manipulative bigamist. She’s probably got a nice personality.
Well, I prefer evil but beautiful! And that’s probably why I’m single.
I would like to be a widow four or five times over though… (strokes her Jamie Oliver knife set thoughtfully)
She was only looking for Mister Right.
Most modern ladies are merely looking for ‘Mr Right Now’…
By the sounds of it she’s quite used to being speared.
*ahem*
Darn, sorry. Lowered the tone.
Is there such a severe shortage of women in Manchester that she was spared jail?
Epic fail from all of you apart from Stu.
I was merely pointing out the typo…
Bloody hell, I missed that one! I bet when she see’s Mr Right she yells “Ass-a-guy!” – as in Asagi, a Zulu spear? No? Is that tumbleweed I see blowing across the blog? Oh, so it is….:(
If there is tumbleweed it’s because I haven’t got anything to write about
(
“Britain has become a Nanny State of angst-ridden, selfish panicmongers, fed on news soundbites, craving `celebrity` and trash TV” – discuss.
“discuss”
yes
Discuss? Sorry, I can’t be arsed, plus I think I have SCIM flu, I need my grey hairs highlighted out and I’m upset about Clem’s illness in Emmerdale Farm.
I don’t get it. Looking at her now, and judging purely on appearances, she doesn’t look anything like a glamour model. She looks like a giro-clutching, chain-smoking pool player. And she’s been married FOUR times???? or FIVE times even (re-reads Metro, thinks journalism there is shoddy and misrepresentative). Some of us have difficulty getting married once! I’m a little jealous, but also full of admiration – how does someone who looks like my friend’s little brother get so many blokes?
Oh, I forgot, I was judging purely on appearances. I am sure she has a nice personality, despite being a lying, manipulative bigamist. She’s probably got a nice personality.
Well, I prefer evil but beautiful! And that’s probably why I’m single.
I would like to be a widow four or five times over though… (strokes her Jamie Oliver knife set thoughtfully)
“I am sure she has a nice personality, despite being a lying, manipulative bigamist.”
According to her barrister (may not be true) she has bipolar. So, not so much…
I understand that her (successful) defence was that she is addicted to Wedding Cake.